if you cant fix it, burn it!!!!!!!

Okay, so I have had a few rough days… I’M SO MUCH BETTER NOW!! Let me start by saying do not.. DO NOT.. do this at home!!!

So I was sitting around the house stewing in my own pity, getting a little pissed.. mostly at myself. Number one. My daughter is sick and I can’t do anything about it, Number two.. my house is a wreck. Clothes everywhere, dirty dishes in the sink, as well as cups everywhere around anyone has sat. So I had an idea. BURN IT! So I did. I gathered up all the crap I didn’t want anymore and took it out back stuck it all in a burn barrel.. poured some gas on it… got a cloth… poured some gas on the cloth. lit it (they light VERY fast and I almost burned my hand… ewww) and threw it in…. WOOOOOOOSH! (this happens very fast also..) it was all burning. Including a half ass attempt at burning a effed up wooden chair, however, after slamming it against a giant oak tree.. hurling it across the yard and even jumping up and down on top of it (at which point my dogs were sitting around looking at me like I had lost my marbles)…. I couldn’t break it. So I decided it had earned a special place in my home (and heart). Now after all of this, I kept running in and out of the house trying to find more stuff that would burn… and finally decided it would be a good idea to give it a rest… before I didn’t own anything at all. So I am inside, with a whole new outlook on life, if you cant fix it, BURN IT! Oh by the way guys, don’t squish a giant box and roll it up and stick it in a burn barrel.. it makes well… a crazy ass flame thrower…. lols. The fire was about 15 feet high at one point. So I feel better. yay!