Vaginas and eyeliner

Yep! That’s what I said. Vagina’s and eyeliner! I have a rant. I am a woman. Living, breathing, and in the flesh. Thats right, vagina and all. Like most women, I occasionally like to let my fem side show with a little lip gloss and eye liner. Well today I went all out. I bought some eyeshadow and eyeliner and brushes. Why? You may ask. Cause I can. I watched a video on how to apply eyeshadow for a smoky look. It was hot. I wanted to try it out. So I went to the nearest drug store and bought the more expensive brand of make up… well as expensive as I was willing to go. Anyway, I tried to follow the website’s video instructions. Now I look like a emo kid who got punched in both eyes. I think maybe at the age of 16 all girls should have a free pass for makeup application 101. Cause at the ripe age of 24, I can barely get my chapstick on.

Asshats.

I hate being a girl.

So, now what to do with the 50 bucks worth of makeup I just bought? I may burn it in my ash tray. Maybe then I can get the desired ’smoky’ effect I was looking for.